AP Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's wife and daughter are recovering in a Washington-area hospital after a car accident.

That's what they get for being related to a liberal Democrat. See people, you shouldn't be a liberal, or relate with them. If you do, you will get in a car accident.

attacks elderly man

these bastards even did this to little children

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and illegally locked up her home

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father wanted a superior race
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it pours

mmm, salt.

This mayor is a loose canon with power to waste. Meanwhile, has he ever taken a fucking cooking class? You HAVE to have salt as a leavening - bread, baked goods, pie crusts etc.

Puhleeze.

Mayor Bloomberg said so.

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and they have suicide bombers too.

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the guestbook.

Y'all are really bad.

about big brother's influence - I mean sure, it would be a wonderful thing if everybody could live and eat in such a way as to be the healthiest possible - but when the government steps in and starts dictating to people as to what they can and cannot cook with and serve to customers in their restaurants - it's going too far.

Mayor Bloombuttburger's appointed something or other is the one doing this - of course we know it's really Lord Fauntleroy - but anyway - I have a hunch that I did indeed live during the last days of freedom.

God help the future.

Yes - but weren't most ghost towns from the wild west days? I mean are there city ghost towns with huge buildings abandoned and deserted en masse?

When I first returned to NYC there were TONS of deserted and abandoned buildings - ten story ones with many beautiful apartments including hard wood floors etc.

They're all remodeled and fixed up now - about two to four thousand a month.

Incredible.

Big Brother is sitting in that black box . . .

I don't see why black boxes aren't part of every vehicle to begin with.

Anyway with 'puters in most cars I don't see why some dude hasn't figgered out a way to check vehicle diagnostics with a simple PC. Why go to the shop when you cain hook it up to your 'puter right? Upload that diagnostics stuff to the web and have some mechanic geeks look at it and tell you what needs fixin'. So you cain go to the mechanic and tell him what needs fixin' without him having to play find the gremlin.

if that old coot ex put up a picture of himself which would then destroy his 100 year old tough guy persona After everyone finished laughing I don't think that he would ever come back and shut the fuck up agnel you psychotic mewling cunt

U.S. safety regulators are weighing whether to make "black boxes" mandatory for all new vehicles in response to recent unintended acceleration problems in Toyota Motor Corp vehicles.

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration chief David Strickland told a congressional hearing the agency would be looking at the possibility of requiring the devices that can capture data on speed, braking effort and other details

Awesomeness. Whether or not these black boxes will become double edged swords of damocles that are swinging like a pendulum or not remains to be seen.

Gremlins are causing the sudden acceleration of vehicles... Gremlins were first encountered in airplanes in WW1. They seem to be back.

,as obvious in that painting, is a double edged sword, which as we know swings both ways.

Anyway, an interesting thing happened today at the American Museum of Natural History. After returning from my luncheon with a Baroness from Austria, whom I had befriended some years ago after rescuing her daughter from some villainous Saharan tribesman during my adventures in Africa, I came upon something strange and wondrous.

I saw an African American man give the suggested donation of $10 for himself and his lady friend. Well needless to say I didn't cast a Patrician's glare at them and instead welcomed them to the American Museum of Natural History. However my wonder was not to be held for very long for they had walked past me with nary a glance in my direction as if I was some sort of menial servant.

The Demon Calibvrnvs Rex.

yeah our founding fathers sure respected the lawrs of the king of england . . .

I am the Eggman, I am the Walrus

Dear All,

Fuck you Slimeball asshole.

What did the Pit say about the Pendulum after hearing rumors about him?

He's a real swinger!

What did Occam's razor say to the Sword of Damocles?

Why are you hanging around? Why don't you go out and do something?

similis sum folio, de quo ludunt venti.


Les see if my LaSalle latin will help.

similis, alike like as

sum , a

Folio, sounds familiar, hmmm foil page leaf.

de, hmmm like?

ludent, breath air wind (reminds me of Ludens cough drops.

venti, dats easy ventilator or wind maker

Ooops I got it

Like a leaf blown in the wind.

Fuck you Slimeball asshole.

Ex

Some people say its straight, other says that it swings both ways...

I dunno, but it kinda looks gay to me...

Dear All,

Police summoned to the church Friday by staff, found the man trying to haul away a garbage can filled with food, kitchen utensils, clothes, electronic equipment and a 26-inch flat-screen television.

Hauling off a flat screen TV in a garbage can and being none too bright? Has to be a Chanberg...

Police: Calif. robber holds up 11 people, gets $6


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THERMAL, Calif. (AP) -- They say crime doesn't pay. For one robber in California, it did - but not much. Authorities in Riverside County say a woman with a gun robbed 11 customers at a market and got away with $6.

A Sheriff's Department statement says the woman was armed with a semi-automatic pistol when she went to La Chicanita Market in the town of Thermal on Tuesday afternoon.

Deputy Herlinda Valenzuela says the woman confronted 10 customers in the store and also demanded money from one person who was entering the market. She then fled in an old car.

Nobody was hurt.






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Dear All,

Hmmmm

The great, late-Republican Roman orator and statesman Cicero describes the Sword of Damocles in his Tusculan Disputations:

Cicero: Tusculan Disputations V

XXI. [61] Quamquam hic quidem tyrannus ipse iudicavit, quam esset beatus. Nam cum quidam ex eius adsentatoribus, Damocles, commemoraret in sermone copias eius, opes, maiestatem dominatus, rerum abundantiam, magnificentiam aedium regiarum negaretque umquam beatiorem quemquam fuisse, 'Visne igitur' inquit, 'o Damocle, quoniam te haec vita delectat, ipse eam degustare et fortunam experiri meam?' Cum se ille cupere dixisset, conlocari iussit hominem in aureo lecto strato pulcherrimo textili stragulo, magnificis operibus picto, abacosque compluris ornavit argento auroque caelato. Tum ad mensam eximia forma pueros delectos iussit consistere eosque nutum illius intuentis diligenter ministrare.

[62] Aderant unguenta coronae, incendebantur odores, mensae conquisitissimis epulis extruebantur. Fortunatus sibi Damocles videbatur. In hoc medio apparatu fulgentem gladium e lacunari saeta equina aptum demitti iussit, ut impenderet illius beati cervicibus. Itaque nec pulchros illos ministratores aspiciebat nec plenum artis argentum nec manum porrigebat in mensam; iam ipsae defluebant coronae; denique exoravit tyrannum, ut abire liceret, quod iam beatus nollet esse. Satisne videtur declarasse Dionysius nihil esse ei beatum, cui semper aliqui terror impendeat? Atque ei ne integrum quidem erat, ut ad iustitiam remigraret, civibus libertatem et iura redderet; is enim se adulescens inprovida aetate inretierat erratis eaque commiserat, ut salvus esse non posset, si sanus esse coepisset.

Police: Burglar uses church equipment to view porn


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AMES, Iowa (AP) -- Second-degree burglary charges have been filed against an Ames man who broke into a church where he allegedly used the institution's electronic equipment to watch pornography. Police allege the 55-year-old man broke into the First Christian Church on Thursday. After gathering items from around the building, he is believed to have gone to the basement to spend the night.

Police summoned to the church Friday by staff, found the man trying to haul away a garbage can filled with food, kitchen utensils, clothes, electronic equipment and a 26-inch flat-screen television.

Police Cmdr. Mike Brennan said the man used the electronic equipment to watch pornographic movies that were found on him when he was arrested.

The man was being held at the Story County Jail in lie



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Rush Limbaugh is the PT Barnum of the modern era, getting rich by being just a tad "smarter" than the yokels that he is getting to watch (or in this case, to listen) to his show.

As me granpappy would say, "You don't need to be smart to get rich, you just need to know how to sell stuff to dumb people."

Dear Cathy, Good Evening!,

He might be the mouth...

He certainly isn't the brain..

Good afternoon.

I don't know if you heard - but on Tuesday - the mouth of the conservative party - Rush Limbaugh pledged to leave the United States and go to Costa Rica if the US Congress successfully passes and implements its health care legislation.

I don't think he realized that Costa Rica has a “socialized” single-payer health care system. And that 9 to 10 percent of a person's salary goes directly into the government system.

You can't make this stuff up.

Dear All, Good Evening!,

The Sword,(singular),Of Damocles?..

Did not swing..

It just hung there...

Thanks for the link and we'll be sure to file it right up there with all of the other useless contributions that you and the other two crybabies have provided us here over the past year.

that would be appreciated, but don't you think it would be better to actually learn when presented with a learning opportunity. Instead, you want to keep your head up your butt.

Even the village idiot absorbs some truth. tsk tsk.

Yeah the south had it coming.

Secession indeed. The USA was and is like a criminal gang. The only way you're leaving is in a body bag...

Fo' life...